November 11, 2011
November 2, 2011
recent email
In a recent email.
1.The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .3. She was only a whiskey maker,
But he loved her still.4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,
Because it was a weapon of math disruption.5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
It’ll still be stationery.6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
And was cited for littering.7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
Would result in Linoleum Blownapart.8. Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.10. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center
Said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
Prison was a small medium at large.16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and
Pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.19. When cannibals ate a missionary,
They got a taste of religion.20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris ,
You’d be in Seine .21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says,
I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that
You can’t have your kayak and heat it too.24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’
The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
During a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends,
With the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.I hope one in 23 at least have.
August 2, 2011
New stuff
I added some more contact to my Video stuff of youtube.
and a new page
December 9, 2009
October 19, 2009
Video stuff
One of the things that I do. I show up breifly on a portable camera with my pass over my left shoulder.
September 1, 2009
July 21, 2009
new page
Added a new page that refers people to a website that combines shopping and income!
July 19, 2009
June 5, 2009
June 4, 2009
Blog cleaned up
I’ve cleaned some things up in the blog. Much of my time over the last 6-8 months was a journey that I didn’t need to make. So I’m cleaning things up in order to clear somethings up. I’m no longer on facebook until I understand some things in my personal life.
I’m stopping the driving of Taxi and have a new computer company to work with and I’ve had a job interview which should get me back into working with computers (besides the Independent Contract stuff that I’m doing now.
